“Oh! Good, I uh, I’m glad I’m not just uh, a surprise.”

Mostly, anyway. When people knew you were coming, they tended to have expectations. Messenger wasn’t entirely sure she could meet them. Even with the last year of conditioning and training since the operation…she still felt brand new. And now she really was new, to nine people much more experienced and skilled at fighting…let alone killing.  

She was especially aware of the fresh buzz cut already itching against her implants. Messenger went to put a hand on the back of her neck, but flinched as she felt the metal there fused into her spine. Her hand went back into her pocket. She made an effort to offer Medic a smile though, even if it was pretty clearly a nervous one.

At the same time that the team would have been talking and wondering about her, Messenger had been reading up on each of them. Medic, she’d already heard a lot about. Her fear toward him was more a logical “this man has a body count and penchant for human experimentation so maybe don’t piss him off” sort of precaution. 

In reality, she was trying very hard to make a good impression and not immediately give away her intense excitement and curiosity about his work. This was her chance to establish herself as a professional instead of devolve into some annoying, bouncy puppy dog.

That being said, she took his assurance not to worry with a slight grain of salt. She did make an effort to relax her posture a bit, at least. 

“I had my last checkup two days ago as my last exam for clearance,” she nodded and rustled around in her bag for a moment, “My updated files…” 

Messenger approached Medic and offered him the packet.

 “The cerebral and nervous implants weren’t detailed in your last briefing in case I failed or died during the last couple tests. Security measure, ‘parently. But, well, at least The Administrator is being forthcoming on my…secondary purpose. As her, uh, personal intel proxy.”

She looked away from him with an embarrassed grimace.

❝ HEY, I’m a luxury few can afford, okay? ❞  @talariis

“Oh THAT kind of kiss, I thought you meant Hershey’s,” she smacks him in the face with a $20 and does a spot on yet awful exaggerated imitation of Danny Devito even though he’s not an actor yet in this timeline, “You want a sugar daddy? I can be you’se sugar daddy. Get y’self someting nice, sweetaht.”

” It’s too cold outside — ‘ere, take my jacket. You can give it back the next time you drop back at RED. “

“Oh, uh thanks! You sure you won’t need it though? I mean, I really appreciate it Scout, but I don’t want you t’get cold on my behalf.”

She did slip the jacket on, though, knowing he wouldn’t offer unless he meant it. Still…

Messenger fished around in her bag for a minute then pulled out:

“You wanna borrow this as a trade off? Might keep your ears a little warmer than a baseball cap.”

eelpatrickharris:

toriflowerss:

eelpatrickharris:

duchessnibenhu-ofpyromania:

princesstokyomoon:

eelpatrickharris:

look at this absolutely FANTASTIC saltwater version of my eels. god. what a man. perfection exists and its name is diademichthys lineatus

is that, a little mouth right on the end?

take a closer look at that snout!

(yes yes it is)

What is he whispering

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear tell you sumthing that you might like to hear you got a sexy ass body and your ass look sof

Things Both Main Messengers Have- In no particular order

cool guy syndrome ADHD inattentive and so much prefers tasks with physical stimuli

– NVLD- Nonverbal Learning Disability which is IN MY OPINION BECAUSE PROFESSIONALS KEEP GOING BACK AND FORTH BUT IT HELLA IS a disorder on the Autism Spectrum

-Eczema/very dry skin. If I have to suffer so does she.

-The ability to understand and talk to long animals: worms, snakes, eels etc. Ferrets always lie so they aren’t easy to talk to

-Chronic Bronchitis which doesn’t do much except make her sound like a dying goose if she laughs too hard

-Too many mugs

-A snowglobe collection

-Daddy Issues but not the sexual kind I don’t like that I feel the need to specify

-Left-handedness

-A flock of carrier pigeons

-Lotta blankets

– A fear of down escalators specifically

-An inferiority complex probably 

-At least one hive of cursed bees

-General Anxiety Disorder that occasionally edges into ptsd territory

-A GED

-Black and white morals that she p much only applies to herself because otherwise she doesn’t feel in a position to judge

-Gullibility 

-A big appreciation for erotica 

-Several arguably demonic friends

-Warrants for her arrest in several states and countries

-Depression

-A gun that looks like/works somewhat like a teeshirt canon but can transform to a longer ranged rifle mode: Mail Call

-A yellow Vespa Scooter

-A marriage proposition from a Russian Mob Boss named Dmitri in case she is still single by the age of 40/ decides to settle before then.

-Friends in several mafias

-Enemies in more mafias than that

-A pretty high bounty in Guatemala specifically

-A citizenship in Iceland

-Generally bad hand/eye coordination and depth perception

-Either skeletal or nervous/cerebral implants/enhancements depending on which fork

-A Milk addiction

-Spite and Compassion in about even amounts