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[Good afternoon! It’s hot where I am so reminder to keep cool unless it’s cold, then keep warm. Also drink fluids. Trust me, sometimes just schlormping some water can make your day a lot less urgh.]
“Oh, uh, thanks! I try.”
She stands awkwardly for a long moment, trying to build up the courage to ask what she needs to.
“Speaking of getting mail to people I um…well if you’re ever bored or have time I uh… well I have an idea for a project. I’m pretty easy to contact. Just shake a jar full of rocks under the glow of a full moon and I will appear,” She deadpans.
“I’m always up for doing something new” he told her “I hope whatever you’re thinking of is a bit of a challenge.” The Engineer smiled at her “just send anything you have my way, and I’ll keep you up to date on how it goes.”
She smiled back. His friendliness was pretty calming and infectious to be honest.
“Thank you sir, I’ll get you a write up asap. And for challenge… it involves bending space to make big things fit in a small thing, but knowing your work I dunno what the challenge rating would be. Oh and gun, it sorta is gun.”
She checked her watch
“Hoo boy, I gotta run. But it was good to meet you, sir.”
She hops back in surprise at the sudden landing and tenses, trying to keep her professional friendly and nonthreatening demeanor. Instead of the high key anxious nonthreatening demeanor. Messenger takes the outstretched hand and gives a firm handshake.
“Well yeah but don’t worry I only know what I need to. And that’s like, your class and that you’re very very coo- I mean important. To missions and stuff, Guns.”
Obviously flustered and only making herself more frazzled, Messenger fumbles with the envelope before finally managing to hold it out to Engie with her free hand.
He chuckled slightly and took the letter in his hand, running his thumb over the sent address.
“You’re important too” he told her “we all need our mail. Regardless of where we are.” He slid the envelope into his pocket, planning to read the letter later.”Keep up the good work ma’am.”
“Oh, uh, thanks! I try.”
She stands awkwardly for a long moment, trying to build up the courage to ask what she needs to.
“Speaking of getting mail to people I um…well if you’re ever bored or have time I uh… well I have an idea for a project. I’m pretty easy to contact. Just shake a jar full of rocks under the glow of a full moon and I will appear,” She deadpans.
Messenger grins and waves back, squinting from the sun in her eyes before shading them with that same hand. She holds up a manila envelope with the other.
“I’ll bet! Probably a great star-gazing perch too for when you want to look ominous at night. Name’s Messenger, by the way. You’ve got some mail from Texas here- I would have dropped it off by your house, but it’s been suggested we get introduced…Uh, would you like me to…find a way to get it up to you? I don’t wanna be a hassle.”
He gazed down at her for a moment, he hand’t heard anything from his family there for a while. “No need to come up” he told her, quickly jumping down “it’s nice to meet you.” He held out his hand to shake and smiled “I’d tell you who I am, but given that you are delivering my mail I take it you already know.”
She hops back in surprise at the sudden landing and tenses, trying to keep her professional friendly and nonthreatening demeanor. Instead of the high key anxious nonthreatening demeanor. Messenger takes the outstretched hand and gives a firm handshake.
“Well yeah but don’t worry I only know what I need to. And that’s like, your class and that you’re very very coo- I mean important. To missions and stuff, Guns.”
Obviously flustered and only making herself more frazzled, Messenger fumbles with the envelope before finally managing to hold it out to Engie with her free hand.
“You look like a gargoyle up there” -Messenger
He looked down at the other and gave a small wave “I can see you coming from a ways away from up here” he told her “it’s quite the view actually. A guy could get used to this.”
Messenger grins and waves back, squinting from the sun in her eyes before shading them with that same hand. She holds up a manila envelope with the other.
“I’ll bet! Probably a great star-gazing perch too for when you want to look ominous at night. Name’s Messenger, by the way. You’ve got some mail from Texas here- I would have dropped it off by your house, but it’s been suggested we get introduced…Uh, would you like me to…find a way to get it up to you? I don’t wanna be a hassle.”
Kid Gorgeous sentence starters
- “You ever seen a ghost?”
- “Say more right now”
- “I used to see the ghost of a little girl in a Victorian nightgown”
- “Let’s change the subject”
- “This is a weird topic”
- “None of us ever really know our fathers”
- “We don’t have time to unpack all of that”
- “STREET SMARTS!”
- “Sit up straight! Be respectful!”
- “So say a kidnapper grabs you and throws you in the trunk of their car”
- “Brush your teeth! Now BOOM orange juice, that’s life”
- “That’ll throw him off his rhythm”
- “Weird, psych-out, backroom Chicago violence”
- “As any Chicago cop will tell ya, a phonebook doesn’t leave bruises”
- “Okay, when you get kidnapped- not if, when”
- “If you get taken to a secondary location, your odds of coming back alive are slim to none”
- “I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood”
- “What would Leonard Bernstein do”
- “Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money!”
- “Now you have the audacity to ask me for MORE money?!”
- “I gave you more money than the Civil War cost and you spent it already?!”
- “She’s not gonna do anything else for you. It’s done.”
- “I thought our transaction was over”
- “Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?
- “College was like a four year game show”
- “Well if it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep shirt”
- “These meaningless politeness rules”
- “I like to throw in I’m kidding at the end of jokes now”
- “See you at improv practice”
- “Of all the sentences that I would be ashamed to hear read in court”
- “I am damp all the time”
- “I don’t think it’s anything serious”
- “I’m gross now”
- “Y’know, life?”
- “Monkey monkey monkey man”
- “I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room”
- “It’s tough to not get grumpy. It’s so tempting”
- “I’m trying to stay nice though”
- “Maybe they have a different definition of nice”
- “If we must go on with salt alone, we will go on with salt alone”
- “Famous people are weird as shit. They’re all weird. Your suspicions are correct”
- “That must change you as a person”
- “Everything was slower in the old days. Because they didn’t have enough to do so they had to slow things down”
- “We gotta think of some weird, slow activities to fill the day”
- “Everything is too fast now and totally unreasonable”
- “Everything is run by robots, and we spend most of the day telling them that we’re not robots”
- “Prove to me you’re not a robot. Look at these curvy letters!”
- “How’d you like to be indoors and out of doors all at once?”
- “May I introduce you to THE GAZEBO”
- “It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time”
- “There’s a horse loose in the hospital”
- “What’d the horse do, what’d the horse do”
- “We’re well past that”
- “Okay okay okay okay okay okay”
- “I have fired the horse catcher”
- “How come you opened the door for the horse?”
- “I used to pay less attention”
- “I’m lazy by nature”
- “And you can quote me on that”
- “We bought a stroller for our dog”
- “Just one more follow up question”
- “What did they say in there, what did they do, what did they tell you”
- “That’s the same joke twice”
- “A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened”
- “It’s a word you’re meant to mishear”
- “The bread of bread is bread. The bread is good”
- “God can’t hear you”
[I really need to change my icons so that they’re not ALL pan pride Popukos, but at the same time I’m glad that of the things I reblogged to the wrong place it was the Luigi pillow. You can stay, Luigi.]
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