5. Ever had a poem or song written about you? Actually yes! I think my friend has written 2 about me? Or one poem and one illustration I think. 6. When was the last time you played guitar? Not yesterday but the Friday before that. Of course, I just strummed the things randomly because I sure can’t play. 7. Who is your celebrity crush? I don’t particularly have one? There are a lot I wish there was a way I could be friends with or think are gorgeous, but that’s a different story. 8. What’s a sound you hate and a sound you love? I hate the sound of metal scraping against metal and certain clothing materials swishing together. I really love the sound of mockingbirds going through their roster, spring peepers peeping, and rain hitting the roof of a tent. 9. Do you believe in ghosts? I misread this as “do you believe in sports” and was going to write “no” with no hesitation. I do believe in ghosts. 10. How about aliens? If we turn out to be the only sentient beings in the entire vastness of parallel time and universes I will moonwalk into the abyssal zone. 11. Do you drive? Nope. 12. What was the last book you read Uhhhhhhh oh shit I really haven’t finished anything recently. Oh wait no “The Mincing Mockingbird’s Guide to Troubled Birds” technically counts. 13. Do you like the smell of gasoline? Within reason. I don’t take showers with WD-40, but it’s not a repulsive odor. 14. What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? Probably still when I almost cut the tip of my pinky finger off with a music stand. 15. Do you have an obsession right now? Not sure I’d say it’s a singular obsession, but TF2 storytelling and RP get pretty close. 16. Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? Yeah, but they’re less active grudges than those against people who hurt my friends. 17. In a relationship? Nope.
“Ehe… too many things considering my job. I uh, sure don’t like seeing people be assholes to other people. Or animals. I’ve been told that when I black out I tend to start barfights, if that counts?”
“Super heroes. But I’m not sure if that’s much of a secret. Maybe telekin- oh wait that does- yeah. You’d be surprised how many things exist. Oh duh! Utopian Communism. Can’t exactly tell that one to most people. It might cause mmmm problems.”