Tag: [scenes I imagine]

Scout: [flanking and down like 20% health] Medic! Medic! Medic!

Medic: [busy healing Defense to keep the enemy from taking the point] I am slightly BUSY-come to me dummkopf!  

Scout:[still flanking] Med-agh!

Messenger: [popping up from her cover to wave after sniping Scout in the crotch with a heal pack pellet ]

Medic: [tears in his eyes] Fucking superb you funky little support.

Mercsenger Bits

[Messenger and Scout just laying on their backs lookin up at the sky. Probably on a tanker crate or something]

Messenger: You ever just, shriek with wild abandon?

Scout: No?

Messenger: Huh.

Messenger: Try it some time. Really loosens up the emotional vocal chords.

Scout:…

Messenger:…

Messenger: [Shrieks like demonic pterodactyl]