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“When I was young–I’m still young, right?

Messenger blinked at him. Okay. Trap? She was bad at guessing ages, but Dell was definitely older than her. Probably. Maybe. How old did men get to be to still be considered young, anyway? People called her old but not her brother so probably…

“Well, uh, you sure aren’t… elderly?”

rp-memes-musings:

Awkward Situations Meme:
Send one in for:

☆ – your muse spills on my muse, and now has to give
them their shit to keep warm.
✢ – my muse runs in to your muse and bloodies their nose, now they’re fixing
the damage.
✥ – your muse tripped and has now tackled my muse, pinning them to the floor.
✦ – my muse is avoiding someone and asks your muse to pretend to be their
girl/boyfriend.
❉ – your muse thought it would be funny to push my muse in the pool, but now
they’ve caught a cold and your muse has to nurse them back to health.
❂ – my muse is stuck on or in something and needs your muse to get them out.
✯ – your muse just got stood up, and my muse is the innocent bystander who
feels compelled to comfort them.
✬ – my muse gets to the counter and realizes they don’t have the money, your
muse offers to pay.
❈ – our muses get set up on a blind date only to find out they know each other.
✻ – our muses are both innocent but end up in a holding cell and the guy in the
corner is definitely not innocent.

random things my professors have said (starters)

splattermemes:

Just a bunch of random quotes from my professors during my first semester of college. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

  • “The heart is a dramatic organ. The bowels are also pretty dramatic.”
  • “I don’t remember why I put that picture of a water slide there.”
  • “By that time, you’ll have figured out my brain. I haven’t yet.”
  • “Woah, you have big shoes.”
  • “Zero is hero.”
  • “Make sure you don’t take my picture. I’m copyrighted.”
  • “We don’t really know what it’s like to be a rat or a pigeon.”
  • “Hello. Welcome to the planet.”
  • “I set you up.”
  • “You wouldn’t be able to tell if your toe fell off in the middle of the night.”
  • “I know you are a millionaire. I don’t want to talk to you.”
  • “You don’t have a clue.”
  • “I’ve taught you to see the fun in pain.”
  • “Get rid of the dog mask.”
  • “I actually think nasty things when I smile.”
  • “I know you don’t want to see me. I don’t want to see you too.”
  • “I’m just making stuff up.”
  • “The other day, someone called me nurturing. I was like, ‘you’re ruining my reputation’!”
  • “I said the exam is NEXT Thursday. Don’t scare people.”
  • “I wasn’t drunk, but I was acting like it.”
  • “Are you glaring at me?”
  • “I profoundly believe that humans are absurd creatures.”
  • “It’s my job to embarrass you.”
  • “When I was young–I’m still young, right?”
  • “Uh oh. [grunt] I’m okay.”
  • “If you solve this, I’ll buy you lunch.”
  • “I’m going to tell you a story about farts.”
  • “I know a lot about corn.”
  • “Wow, you are super. *high fives*”
  • “I didn’t do that!”
  • “I saw you walking past the library, and you looked as though you were lost in thought.”
  • “I’m glad to see that you’ve decided to stay.”
  • “In the game, you can die many times. In life, you can die one time.”
  • “This is just dessert. There’s a banquet coming.”
  • “What do you call it? A ‘snake’, right?”
  • “Don’t yell at me.”
  • “Impossible means ‘I am possible’.”
  • “You’re completely aroused.”
  • “There’s a stop sign. You have to stop.”
  • “I like sleep.”
  • “No one likes to feel pain. Actually–never mind, I don’t want to ask.”
  • “Do I sound cynical? I’m trying to be nice.”
  • “Dude, you wanna compete with Jimmy Hendrix? Fuck you.”
  • “I don’t want to talk to most people. It’s not a gender thing, please just go away.”
  • “We’re making tortillas now.”
  • “I’m not very nice.”
  • “Be careful, somebody might beat you up.”
  • “I can say nice things, but if you remind me, I’ll deny it.”
  • “The world’s fucked.”

What is the biggest and most important goal you have set for yourself?

“Well, uh, I haven’t exactly been setting a TON of goals lately since, uh,  I kinda have to take it day by day. Could take the easy way out and say ‘not dying,’ but that’s pretty obvious. Most people have that one, and honestly it’s not my most important goal? Everybody bites it someday, I guess my biggest goal is to be happy with myself when I do. To be able to be content and not live in a constant state of pointless guilt and fear? Or maybe to make a positive imprint on someone, but I know I have and plus like I gotta, y’know, make a positive impact on myself. Does that make sense? It probably doesn’t. I shoulda just said ‘get dogs.’ That’s another big one.”

Buckle Up I Made My Own Drawing Meme

askbelgie:

Send me an emoji + a character of mine!

Style:

… 👔 in formal attire!
… 📌 in their work clothes!
… 💍 in a wedding dress!
… 💋 in sexy attire!
… ⛄ in winter clothes!
… ☀ in summer clothes!
… 😴 in their pajamas!
… 👗 dressed for the club!
… 👤 in goth attire!
… 😎 in punk attire!

… 🥇 dressed for their favorite sport!
… 🐶 in a kigurumi!
… 🎤 as a pop star!

… 📝 as a student!
… 💪 as a Greaser/Soc!

… 🐴 in a horse mask!

… 🕍 in Victorian attire!
… 🛀 in nothing but a towel!
… ✌ as a 1960s hippie!
… ☝ in 1990s grunge attire!
… 😬 in something they would never wear!

Magical:

… 🐟 as a mermaid!
… 🦇 as a vampire!
… 🐺 as a werewolf!
… 🐲 as a dragon!
… 😇 as an angel!
… 😈 as a demon!
… 🌼 as a fairy!

… 🖤 as a witch!
… 🦉 with their familiar!
… ⚔ with their weapon of choice!
… 👻 as a ghost!

… 🌠 as a cosmic being!

Fiction:

… 🍥 in a cosplay!
… 👑 as royalty!

… 🏹 as a JRPG class!
… 🎲 as a D&D class!
… 👓 as a superhero/supervillain!
… 😺 as an animal!
… 👽 as a species from another show/movie/etc!
… 🤖 as a robot!
… 🐯 as a furry!

Headcanons:

… 👶 as a child!

… 👪 with their family!
… 👯 with their best friend!
… 👎 with their enemy!
… 🐹 with their pet(s)!

… 🗺 in an outfit of their cultural heritage!

… 💐 surrounded by their favorite flowers!
… 👴 as an elderly person!
… 🎶 to a song that I associate with them!

Special:

… 🙃 with the mun!
… ✍ in the style of another artist!
… 🖍 in the drawing style of my muse!
… 🌀 as a fusion with another OC!
… ☢ as a different fandom interpretation!
… 💩 as a meme!
… 🕐 as an old interpretation of the mun’s!

Interview the Muse

– What is your Full name? Include any maiden names, aliases, or nicknames.

– When is your birthday? Do you know where you were born and at what time?

– What is your star sign? Do you know your Chinese Zodiac too?

– What is your earliest memory that you can remember?

– Where was your childhood home? Was it more urban or rural?

– How was your childhood in general? Did your parents treat you well? Did you have a lot of friends?

– How was/is school? What is your favorite and least favorite subjects? What were your grades on average?

– Did you have a best friend growing up? What was their name? Are you still in touch?

– Were you in any cliques?

– Best childhood memory you can recall?

– Worst childhood memory you can recall?

– Name an event in your childhood that has shaped you into the person you are today

– What is the dumbest thing you have ever done to impress someone? Were they impressed or was it all for naught?

– Did you ever have any sweethearts or lovers? Do you have a boy/girlfriend?

– Are you a virgin?

– Do you ever plan on getting married in your life? Do you want kids?

– Would you rather have your own kids or adopt? How many kids would you want?

– Do you think you’d be a protective parent or a relaxed parent?

– How would you prefer to pass away? Surrounded by loved ones and at peace, or while doing something heroic?

– Generally, how healthy are you? Do you get sick or injured easily or are you fit?

– Have you ever been badly injured before?

– What is the worst injury you have ever gotten? What was it and how did it happen? Were you ever close to death?

– How many times have you been to the hospital/doctor’s?

– Have you ever had a concussion or brain injury? Have you ever had amnesia?

– What was the worst illness you ever contacted? Do you know what it was? How long were you sick?

– Ever had any extended hospital stays? What for?

– Have you ever had to give yourself or someone else emergency first aid? What happened?

– Are you employed? Where do you work and who do you work for? What do you do?

– Are you happy with your current job?

– Did you have any previous jobs? What were they and what did you do?

– Most dangerous thing you have ever done?

– Do you consider yourself a more active person or a more relaxed person?

– What is your dream come true? How about your worst nightmare?

– What is the biggest and most important goal you have set for yourself?

– How persistent would you say you are? How much does it take to get you to give up on a task?

– Would you surrender yourself to your enemies or fight to the very end?

– When do you usually do your shopping? What is currently on your shopping list?

– Top three things on your wishlist?

– Currently, what is something you want but do not need?

– Do you like shopping? What is your favorite thing to shop for?

– What is the most expensive thing you have purchased? Was it worth it?

– What would you do if you were suddenly given one billion dollars out of the blue?

– What would you describe your style of clothing as?

– Do you have any hobbies? Name all of them if you can.

– Do you like and appreciate art? What is your favorite piece of artwork?

– Do you like music? What is your favorite style of music?

– Have you ever seen any musicals? What is your favorite?

– What are your top three favorite animals? What would you say your “Patronus” or “Spirit Animal” is?

– What are your top three favorite colors?

– What is your favorite season? Do you prefer hotter or colder weather? Do you like snow at all?

– What kind of flavors do you prefer: Sweet, Sour, Bitter, Spicy, Dry, or Umami (savory meat taste)?

– Can you cook at all?

– What is your favorite dish? Can you prepare it? Do you have the recipe handy?

– What is your favorite fruit and vegetable?

– What is your favorite dessert? What is your favorite type of candy/treat?

– What is the best thing you have ever had the opportunity to eat? What is the worst?

– Do you like to drink tea or coffee? Any favorite flavors?

– Describe your sense of humor.

– What is one thing you are justly proud of?

– Do you have any religious beliefs? If not, have you ever been to a church service?

– What would you say is the worst thing someone has done to you? What is the meanest thing someone has ever said to you?

– What is the worst thing you have done to someone? What is the meanest thing you have said to anyone?

– Share the latest entry in your diary/journal.

– What is the most precious thing you own? Is it valuable at all?

– Talk about someone you know. It can be someone you either like or dislike.

– FREE QUESTION