Tf2 Sketch dump ft. 9 mercs of varying quality (fuck you scout), shameless self insert oc (Messenger), and Medic’s beautiful daughter all grown up.
Bonus out of context reference to an RP where Sniper apparently has a thing for shorts and I forgot it was the 60s and found that hilarious.
One Spy 2 Spy Red Spy Blu Spy
Ft. My “new blu Spy” headcanon/oc who was hired after Medic immortalized the decapitated head of his predecessor and accidentally kept that guy from respawning. Coming late to the game he lost out on uniform choice to the Frenchies.
Very little is known about The Jack, and even less is known about why she is called The Jack. Very much is known about how bad it hurts to get hit by her harpoon gun. Thankfully, most don’t live long enough to feel the full effects.
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I had a dream a while back that Scout had an older full sister who died in childhood. But she was pretty neat and I’m a sucker for long lost family so here’s Jolene “The Jack” Lastname. 10 years older than Scout, a razor wire expert, textile engineer, and a proper heir to the title of Ladykiller (metaphorically). Not much a fan of stabbing, she slices and strangles her way as a Mankiller (for real).
The Jack reference. Obviously her background makes her pretty verse specific and not as easy to translate and throw wherever as Messenger.
The Messenger: [absolute mess]
The Jack: [Jack In A Box]
“Blu Spy”/Emilio: [a disgrace to spies everywhere]
*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*
*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine
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