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The bottom line was that The Messenger had gotten incredibly lucky in terms of timing. It was a Friday, most of the BLU team was out and not at Dustbowl which meant no one saw her scooter kicking up, well, dust, on the service road up to their base. Hopefully. She at least made it to the back entrance without a sniper’s bullet through her helmet which could be counted as a good sign. Messenger hid the little yellow scooter in her and Pauling’s covert parking bunker under a rock before taking a deep, steadying breath. Her ascot felt a bit tight, and in her mind’s eye she could see herself being strangled with it. 

Messenger gulped, hit the code for the door, and started her trek to the infamous smoking room. Like anyone headed to their certainish doom, Messenger mumbled to herself while walking on her tiptoes and on high alert.

“Do I knock? I should knock, right? Yeah, yeah I’ll knock. Okay. Good plan Mess, good plan. Knock to let the assassin get prepared and shank you, ‘oh come in I won’t stab you’ yeah, great idea.” 

After an eternity, she found herself outside her destination. The Administrator said that the door should be unlocked… probably. It made sense in a way, no reason to lock the door if everyone knows to leave you alone. Best to just…go for broke.Was it a terrible idea? Of course, but Messenger had limited options and even less self control. Gonna go out? Why not in a flash. 

The Messenger counts to three before lunging forward and throwing open the door, hitting the floor on her knees and raising her hands in surrender while simultaneously making use of her Jersey heritage to hammer out a “don’-kill-have-missive-from-HQ!”

TF2 Characters I RP Without Feeling Like Said Character is Gonna Kill Me With A Wooden Spoon

Red Spy

Red Demoman

Red Scout

Whoever the FUcK Dell Conagher Engineer is. Blue? Red? Both? Yes.

The Sandvich Probably

Archimedes

The Lampyer

The last three are jokes unless you’re really desperate.

OCs:

The Jack (of all trades? Knife? Ass? In a box? It’s a mystery) -freelancing teamless merc with a Spy background that they custom classed, making it harder to get team hire.

The Messenger- one of the administrator’s longer term employees who delivers mail and information/ correspondence, along with the job of being Admin’s tv proxy since Admin got tired of having to buy new TVs every time she sent a grunt out and opted for someone slightly less likely to be killed on sight. Spy has a collection going.

New* Blu Spy- a shitty spy who’s actually trained in custom class like the Jack did but took this job for the better pay.

*new compared to the immortal head that can neither die nor respawn

Anyway if there’s a lot of interest and I get on a roll with a specific character I’ll probably make a separate blog, but for now I’m just putting myself out there.

Hooby Doobly

Well I haven’t used this blog in a good fuckin uhhhhhhh 2 years.

But mmmm… would potentially like to maybe get into Tf2 rp? Just nervous like a nerd who’s been doing solely discord style RP for over a year now.I can do most of the guys (minus Pyro and Soldier (for extended periods of time anyway)) and have a few ocs, I don’t know if anyone has any recs for buckling down on specific muses )or how to tap on the window of the community because for some reason I’m all shy atm but like, eyo) but I would really appreciate it.

Almost everything on my blog right now is 2 years old and I’m working on updating.

I still don’t think Papyrus is useless, though. Just saying.

The Unexpected Audience: starter for Celestesoul

celesteliberosis:

stickfingercorps

Sans nodded, “Yeah it really is a bummer. Thalessa, huh? That’s a reely… Well… Lovely name. Reminds of Greek mythology for some reason.”

Well that sounded weird, good going sans. He thanked his lucky stars that skeletons couldn’t blush. What was with the forwardness? Lovely? Since when did he openly admit stuff like that? I mean, not that there really was any other word to capture it. He was probably just pleased with the swell pun. And it HAD been a while since he made a new, new friend. Yeah. That was it.

And then she did the thing.
Nobody had instinctively done the thing before.

He was rattled. He hated to admit it, but she had, so to speak, the upper hand on him in this situation. Considering how the encounter had started, that was even more surprising.

Sans steadied himself and ignored the aching in his ribs as he extended his hand. He hoped she couldn’t see it trembling.

Maybe… maybe since she had instigated it… maybe they would actually-

touch.

No.

The cold, invisible pane was as smooth and immovable as always against his palm. Sans had been stupid to think it would be any different. Not even Papyrus could… aw to hell with it. This was enough. It had to be.

He grinned up a Thalessa.

“Heh, guess I’m not the  touchy feely type.”

His compliment took her off guard, it also sparked a glimmer in her dark eyes. He knew of Greek Mythology? Not bad. Actually, it was kind of nice, not a lot of monsters seemed to take interest in it? Not that she knew of anyways, but regardless it was still neat to hear. Her expression softened and she chuckled quietly at his pun. “hey, thanks. not a lot of people have said that. you’re pretty spot on though as far about her origins at least. buuut -pacifically- speaking, thalassa was the primordial greek goddess of the sea, she also created ocean life I think." 

Thalessa paused, realizing that maybe that might’ve not been interesting to hear. Then again, why was she questioning that? She could be as uninteresting as she pleased, she wasn’t here to impress him. …Since, y’know, it was her house after all. Even though he was a pretty nice guy. Maybe she just needed to chill out.

Thalessa carefully watched his lightly quivering movements. Was there something wrong…? Maybe she shouldn’t have done that? 

“aw don’t sweat it.” She murmured, tilting her head slightly. “it was probably dumb of me to think something like that would remotely work even a little bit. y’know though, i’m actually starting to wonder if you’re made of sugar instead of ivory, heh.” Well THAT wasn’t forward at all. :’) The comment was meant to be playful though, even if only slightly genuine. “b-but uh hey, are you alright sans…?”

“Thalassa… hey that’s pretty neat. You’ve got a powerful namesake then, and I sea the resemblance. I’ll have to sea if I can pick up a new book on mythos… kinda miss reading it.”  

Sans saw Thalessa’s face fill with concern, and he took a deep steadying inhale and smiled bigger.

“Nah, that wasn’t dumb. Kinda caught me off guard a little. Most people I meet shatter the mirror before they even think of trying contact. So, thanks for that.”

Her worry also caught him off guard. He clunched his phalanges and softened his expression best he could. She really was a kind soul.

“Got me there. Guess it’s good we can’t touch cuz this sugar skull would definitely dissolve in a tall drink of water like you. An’ don’t worry about me. I probably haven’t had enough to eat. Makes me easier to rattle.”

Yeah. ‘Probably.’

BOLD all that applies to your muse!

  • for MIRROR SANS

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SENSITIVE, TRIGGERING AND UNSETTLING TOPICS. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!)

(please repost this, not reblog!)

EYES: Blue | Green | Brown | Hazel | Grey | Other (empty pits w/white pupils)
HAIR: Blonde | Brown | Black | Red | Ginger | Grey/White | Multi-color | Other (none)
BODY TYPE: Skinny | Slender | Slim | Built | Curvy | Athletic | Muscular | Other (rotund)
SKIN: Pale | Light | Fair | Freckled | Tan | Olive | Medium | Dark | Discolored |Other (him bones)

GENDER: Male | Female | Trans | Cis | No Gender | Other
SEXUALITY: Heterosexual | Homosexual | Bisexual | Pansexual | Asexual (panromantic) |Demisexual | Other
SPECIES: Human | Undead/Vampire | Shapeshifter | Demon | Angel | Witch/Wizard/Sorcerer | Incubus/Succubus | Other (skelly)

EDUCATION: High School | College | University | Higher Education | Self-taught
LIVING SITUATION: Lives alone | Lives with parents/guardian | Lives with significant other | Lives with a friend | Drifter | Homeless | Lives with sibling (sometimes)
PARENTS/GUARDIAN: Mom | Dad | Adoptive | Foster | Grandparents | Family friend | Other | Unknown
RELATIONSHIP: Single | Crushing | Dating | Engaged | Married | Separated | It’s complicated

THEY’VE BEEN: In Love | Hurt | Sick | Abused
THEY HAVE A(N): Learning Disorder | Personality Disorder| Mental Disorder |Anxiety Disorder | Eating Disorder | Substance-related Disorder
THINGS THEY’VE DONE BEFORE: Drank alcohol | Smoked | Done drugs | Stolen | Self Harmed | Starved Themselves | Had Sex | Had a threesome | Gotten into a Fist Fight | Gone to the hospital | Gone to jail | Used a fake ID | Gone to a rave |Killed Someone

POSITIVE TRAITS: Affectionate | Adventurous | Athletic | Brave | Careful | Charming | Confident | Creative | Determined | Fearless | Generous | Honest |Humorous | Intelligent | Loyal | Modest | Patient | Selfless
NEGATIVE TRAITS: Aggressive | Bossy | Cynical | Envious | Fearful | Greedy | Gullible | Jealous | Impatient | Impulsive | Insecure | Irresponsible |Possessive | Sarcastic | Self-Conscious | Selfish | Unstable

tagged by: @celesteliberosis

I tag @vivatriestowrite for whoever you want. 


  • Time and date: July 21, 1:13 PM
  • Average hours of sleep: 10-12?
  • Gender: I’m a lady.
  • Sexuality: demisexual questioning? 
  • Height: 5′4.5″
  • Favorite color: Green
  • One place that makes you happy: Ocean Grove, NJ
  • How Many Blankets Do You Sleep Under: 2-4 depending on the season.
  • What Are You Wearing Right Now: Jean Shorts and a wolf T
  • Favorite Beverage:Bubble Tea, Iced Tea (Sun, Unsweet, and slightly sweet are my faves), Chik fil a cookies and cream milkshake, cream soda, rootbeer floats, ice water, I like drinks
  • Favorite Food: This one pasta dish my mom makes, mozzarella sticks, sushi rolls, most asian noodle varieties, eggplant (parm, ratatouile, fried)
  • Last Movie You Watched: Jane’s Got a Gun
  • Dream Vacation: Trail-riding in the mountains probably.
  • Dream Wedding: I don’t rightly know. Maybe in a small chapel with just close family and friends?
  • Dream Pets: Love birds/conures, one or two horses, a newfoundland named Hagrid, ravens/crows
  • Dream Job: An Author/anthropologist. (and actor but I don’t think that’s gonna happen.)

I’ll tag @vivatriestowrite @hurricanelungs