👐

The Messenger took a startled half step back when Pauling embraced her, but she settled into the hug once the shock had passed. Tentatively, she wrapped Pauling in her arms and held her, rocking slightly side to side. If Pauling was initiating a hug, she assumed something was up. Or obnoxious. Or frustrating. Having a schedule only slightly less crazy than P’s, she knew how shit could get. And it wasn’t like anyone else they worked with was exactly…handing out hugs. Except Scout in P’s case but like, that was it’s own thing tm. 

“Anything you need to talk about?”

obscurewitchboy:

TOUCH MEME

send a symbol for my muse to react to yours…
(or add +reverse for my muse to touch yours)

VIOLENT

🔪 – stabbing them

👊 – punching them

✋ – slapping them in the face

👞 – kicking them

🎀 – pulling their hair

FLUFFY/FRIENDLY

🍭 – stroking their hair

🖐 – high fiving them

🤝 – holding their hand

👄– kissing them on their [place of choice]

👐 – hugging them

💅 – painting their [finger/toe] nails 

🤧 – comforting them when crying

🤒 – caring for them when sick/injured

💃 – dancing with them

👗 – adjusting their clothes

👒 – brushing their hair

NSFW

👋 – spanking them on the booty

💋 – giving them an open mouth kiss

👅 – giving them a love bite on [place of choice]

✌️ – fingering them/jerking them off
💦 – eating them out

💫 – pulling their hair

🔥 – grinding against them

💧 – bathing them

* soft angst starters

vhsmeme:

  • ‘ stay with me tonight? ’

  • ‘ don’t talk. save your strength. ’

  • ‘ hey, i’ve got you. it’s okay. ’

  • ‘ i’ll be right here. don’t worry. ’

  • ‘ i think we’re done. ’

  • ‘ hold my hand. ’

  • ‘ it’s all been a lie, hasn’t it? ’

  • ‘ we’re out of time. ’
  • ‘ you’ll always be a friend. ’
  • ‘ just hold me. ’
  • ‘ i have to leave you behind. i’m sorry. ’
  • ‘ don’t do that. it’ll only hurt. ’
  • ‘ go on, cry. ’
  • ‘ keep your eyes open. ’

  • ‘ can i hug you? ’

  • ‘ i trusted you. ’

  • ‘ do you remember? ’
  • ‘ i loved you. ’ 

♤

♤ –

slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room

I interpreted this as him slamming and blocking the door so she can’t leave- I’m not sure if you were going for him exiting the room and slamming the door in her face before she can leave, but I can edit/change her response if I need to.

This is set around the beginning of the RED team/start of their involvement in the gravel wars  

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“Oh? Excuse me?”

Messenger stared at The Scout blocking her exit with a dead-pan smile that didn’t reach her eyes. Being stopped and kept in a location was not something that sat well with her. Here she was trying to make a decent first impression on her new teammates and the gangly speedracer had to go and be like that. Not that she was entirely surprised: when Helen had first given her the rundown on her new (permanent) assignment, she had seen the ages (some approximations) on everyone’s files. Scout’s had made her groan. She had enough problems with the immaturity and bravado of men her own age, let alone one five years younger.

She wasn’t the best with concealing irritation. 

“Can I help you?”

Manhandling symbol starters

rp-memes-atyourservice:

Send one for your muse to…

★ – drag my muse by the arm
⁂ – grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back
✱ – take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way
➜ – smack my muse upside the head
⌧ – grip my muse by the back of the neck
© – put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere
✂ – point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down
✉ – push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation)
☛ – press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up
♚ – put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up
♧ – slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch
♦ – grab my muse’s hair and yank
♤ – slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room
♞ – physically pick my muse up and carry them
♭ –

grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye
♨ – rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth 
☀ – pin my muse with their arms behind their back

☠ – slam my muse into a wall
☾ – wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

Add as much or as little context as you’d like!

shit i say — sentence starters

twinsleft:

i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!

GENERAL SHIT. 

  • ❝ I’M GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. ❞

  • ❝ I’m going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. ❞

  • ❝ *aggressive finger guns* ❞

  • ❝ *high pitched screeching* ❞

  • ❝ That’s where you’re right, kiddo. ❞

  • ❝ I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DON’T NEED A GUN—

    ❞

  • ❝ HECK. ❞

  • ❝ GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. ❞

  • ❝ That’s my cue to blast outta here. ❞

  • ❝ GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. ❞

  • ❝ Thoroughly shooken. ❞

  • ❝ LISTEN—

    ❞ 

  • ❝ Trust me, I’m a professional. ❞

  • ❝ I’m gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. ❞

  • ❝ I’m convinced I was a cat in a past life. ❞

  • ❝ Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. ❞

  • ❝ I literally have a ‘white people voice’ for when I’m being polite. ❞

  • ❝ I sound like a fucking twelve year old. ❞

  • ❝ I got a tiny ass head. It’s like a fucking golf ball. ❞

BITTER SHIT.

  • ❝ _____ is the literal bane of my existence. ❞

  • ❝ I hate you. …I’m kidding. ❞

  • ❝ Yeah, well, he’s/she’s/they’re a manipulative cunt, so. ❞

  • ❝ I’m gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. ❞

  • ❝ I’m small and bitter like an espresso. ❞

  • ❝ I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. ❞

  • ❝ *facepalm* ❞

  • ❝ *frustrated groaning* ❞

  • ❝ I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. ❞

  • ❝ I will kick your fucking ass. ❞

  • ❝ Don’t you fucking dare. ❞

  • ❝ I get it, I’m fucking short. ❞

LOVEY SHIT.

  • ❝ You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. ❞

  • ❝ I do it because I love you. ❞

  • ❝ *fondly* Fucking nerd. ❞

  • ❝ *fondly* Dumbass. ❞

  • ❝ You are my absolute favorite person. ❞

  • ❝ *heart eyes* ❞

  • ❝ Don’t even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. ❞

  • ❝ *whining noises and grabby hands* ❞

  • ❝ There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. ❞

  • ❝ It’s literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. ❞

  • ❝ Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, I’m gonna fucking cry. ❞

  • ❝ I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. ❞

  • ❝ JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! I’M GONNA SCREAM. ❞

MOM-FRIEND SHIT.

  • ❝ I am mom-friend. ❞

  • ❝ You best not be fucking texting and driving. ❞

  • ❝ Do you want ____? ❞

  • ❝ Please don’t do that, you’re worrying me. ❞

  • ❝ Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. ❞

  • ❝ ‘Drink water kids!’ I say as I am severely dehydrated. ❞

  • ❝ ____, that’s not good. ❞

  • ❝ Who do I have to fucking fight? ❞ 

ANGSTY SHIT.

  • ❝ I hate myself with every fiber of my being. ❞

  • ❝ I’m just really fucking scared. ❞

  • ❝ I’m sorry that I love you. ❞

  • ❝ I’m sorry that I’m like this. ❞

  • ❝ What’s wrong with me? ❞

  • ❝ God, this happens every fucking time. ❞

  • ❝ I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. ❞

  • ❝ I don’t know what I’m doing. ❞

  • ❝ Why the fuck am I crying? ❞

  • ❝ I’m getting bad again. ❞

  • ❝ It’s like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. ❞

  • ❝ I’ve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. ❞

  • ❝ I look and feel like absolute shit. ❞

  • ❝ It’s nothing, I’m fine. ❞

SLEEPY SHIT.

  • ❝ I’m so fucking exhausted. ❞

  • ❝ I really wanna just sleep. ❞

  • ❝ I need to just sleep for like 17 years. ❞

  • ❝ I could literally fall asleep anywhere. ❞

  • ❝ I’m gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. ❞

  • ❝ I’m already fucking tired. ❞

  • ❝ If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. ❞

  • ❝ Can I just nap instead? ❞

October 1970 For Messenger

She does a lot of odd jobs for Hale, including ordering Mann Co./TF merc merch. Also known as Jensen didn’t check what the year for the calendar was. The post it was put there by her housemate “Lauren.”

There’s a whole lotta easter eggs in there that only one other person might understand.

Calendar Base Courtesy of @talariis

Communication wheel!

Game Dialogue From The Messenger to Miss. Pauling.

[Specifically Merc AU Messenger- Using her In-Game Mechanics That I have Thought Too Much About- if you have any questions about those feel free to send asks]

Round start (same team): 

1. How the [beep] do you always smell nice? Is it shampoo? Lotion? Magic? Are you forbidden to speak of it? 

2. P, I know you can take care of yourself but seriously, anything you need, you can call on me, okay?

3. [murmured] Huh my nerves are really down…my hands aren’t even shaking. Must be having the third most competent and intimidating woman in the world with me.

Round start (enemy teams, spotted through the gate): 

1. Welp. I had a good run.

2. Oh come on! [bleep] you lucky bastards!

Delivery Shot (Health): 

1. Take a heal for the road!

2. Make them bleed purple! 

3. Cannon you hold still for a minute? I mean, you did. Already. Bad delivery. Carry on.

Delivery Shot (Ammo): 

1. Gunner up! I…honestly don’t know what I was going for there. 

2. The best gun magazine is the one that goes in the gun.

3. Got your back! Got your bullets! Give them hell!

Passing On Field Data

1. Here’s the hazard map, can you let the guys know? 

2. (On Re-receiving the map) Oh thanks! Let me snoop and update this.

3. (Giving re-recieved map) Okay P, everything’s up to date. Can you spread it around again?

Killing Pauling (Ranged): 

1. Here’s some time off! 

2. Dying so easy? That’s…apauling- heheheh. 

3. I did that? Me? I got you? Wow. Go me I guess.

Killing Paulling (Melee): 

1. Eugh. That is gonna be rough to clean up. 

2. You won’t mind if I borrow your hacksaw, right? 

3. I’ll send Admin your regards.

Kill assist with Pauling: 

1.[beep] yeah! We made a dead body! That’s job security babeyyyy!

2. I’ll get a shovel.  A soldier must’ve died around here somewhere right?

Friendly / Sparing from death: We don’t deserve you, but I’m real [beep]ing glad you’re here.

@misspauling