Anyone: “How have you been lately”
Me: 👌🏻
Tag: [absolute mess]
wish love was real and not something made up by anime to sell dating games
It gets so hard but I’m not giving up
There comes a time to say, “that’s good enough”
You know what sounds pleasing right now?
Chicken nuggets.
booty shorts that say “god won’t let me die” on the ass
How many couches do you want in your residence?
“At LEAST two. Or one and a love seat. I mean, technically we uh- I already have that so maybe two and a love seat? Ideally the entire living room would be couch, and better couch than we have. And soft couch not any of that “plastic over the couch shit. Maybe some nice paisley covers. Or something kinda cordouroy-y. Or many, many couches of varying types.”
i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom



