Messenger and her best friend from childhood were those kids: the ones who stole all the frogs from the science lab in seventh grade and released them into into the local marsh. As much as they were both interested in dissection, the fact that they would have to ether their own frogs and watch them die was too much for the 13 year olds. This, coincidentally, is how they wound up meeting the witch that would become their guide and teacher outside the hell of public school. Messenger also took the fall for this episode, but never told her friend that that was the cause of her detention.Â
Tag: [absolute mess]
I feel like Messenger’s the type of person to see Scout decorating for Halloween early and retaliate by decorating for Christmas.
Your skeletons are about to get holly jolly how does that taste
When Your 10th Class OC Is a Lady Support Healer
Expectation: Maternally loving emotional rock who takes care of the zany cast of lunatics with a sighing but fond exasperation
Reality: “I just consumed an entire family pack of doublestuff Oreos in one sitting and now my bees think my sweat is nectar and I’m hearing colors here is a spare medkit did you know some fish raise babies in their mouths there’s enemy turrets just north of here”
cute date idea: we go to a botanical garden. you point out a flower and i immediately eat it
me: I feel such…crankiness inside…the desire to whine is…unstoppable… I feel myself growing…spiteful and sarcastic … what is this disease? This disord—
brain: you’re hungry you simple bitch

That smile and bright eyes looks like something out of a Peanuts strip I love it I love you I would die for this possum
“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”
Video/caption by Lloyd & Rose Buck Bird Specialists & Handlers
Please turn on audio it’s adorable
Some cats are orange, maybe only a little bit, and well thats just fine and good, and I like it a lot.
i love when girls make no sense. Literally me too



